So here goes:
I currently have 2 brothers, 1 father and 1 mother (duh)
My mom divorced my father 5 years ago.
My mom found herself a new man who was himself divorced and had
one child.
A year and a half later, she gets separated from him and brings another man home.
That man got married before, and had 2 children.
That man got divorced and left to live in thailand for another 2 years.
That man gets married again with a thai woman and has another son.
That man suddently leaves his old family, travels for years.
His son is sent to a bhudist temple by his thai mom.
That man meets my mom, he divorces his old wife and him and my
mom both get married.
We go to visit that thai son in his temple, and my mom insists on bringing him home (due to the difficult life situation they live in).
For the next 5 months, we have a noble bhudist monk living with us until he decides to change his life, drops bhudism, and starts going to
hotel school.
I currently have one true mother, one true father, one step father, 2 sorta sisters (his girls), another sorta brother (his son) who used to be a monk.
I go visit my dad once a week at his house, but generally live with my mom.
My step father has bought a second house, in which they go every weekend, and sometimes force me to come with them, to stay for a few days.
I now have a new girlfriend, and am supposed to explain all this to her… anyone have an easy solution without scaring her away from me? >>

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