Should we import third worlders to teach us how to “lime” and have siestas? Should we learn from them how to be lazy, in exchange for teaching them how to work hard doing the jobs we used to have?
I’m having trouble figuring out the lazy part. Going from 100-hour workweeks to nothing is hard. My friends are all having the same problem.
The president should form a laziness council and fly in citizens of Jamaica, Guinea-Bissou, Thailand and Somalia to show Americans how to be unemployed. We can learn to play board games, card games and unique foreign games that foreigners pass time with when the Japanese have destroyed their fishing business or Western countries clean out their natural resources.
Maybe the street music will get better, now that harder-working, more dedicated people will be forced to make a living off of tips on the street. We can only dream.

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